2018年05月14日
爆笑：那些年，我们和老外对话闹出的笑话
Have you experienced these situations？
情景1 跟房东的对话
有次房东问我: Did u eat anyting yet？
我：No.
房东重复了一遍: So u didn’t eat anyting.
我：Yes...
房东老太太犹豫了下，又问: Did u eat？
我说：No.
她接着说: So u didn’t eat.
我：Yes...
对于要崩溃的房东，却是无能为力。
Tip 1: 英语中回答是或否与中文不一样，不管问句怎么变，如果你想说“我没吃过”，那就得回答"NO"，一定要跟后面的内容对应。
比如：--你不喜欢瑜伽，对吧？
--是，我不喜欢。
应该说：--You don't like doing Yoga, right？
--No, I don't.
情景2 在温哥华乘skytrain（架空列车）的时候
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